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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes