- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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