- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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