David Cameron

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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