- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

where do some birds live in? Earth

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Thats what she said

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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