How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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A man walks into a vagina

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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Abortion.

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69

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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