- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

the midget went to the midget store

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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