"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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