Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

I shot a bitch.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

identical jokes get different votes.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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