What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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this is not a joke.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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