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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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