Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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