Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

im not food

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

David Cameron

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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