why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Feminism

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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