What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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whats the capital of congo famine

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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