Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Thats what she said

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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