- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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