- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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