- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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