What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

what is orange? an orange

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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