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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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What did Delaware? A coat.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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