roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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