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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What do black people eat? Food.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Puns are terrible. I love them.

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