why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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knock knock no ones home

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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meh

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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