Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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My love life

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Anti Joke

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