What happened to the convict on death row? He died

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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