- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

I like touching my boobs

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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