- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Youre mom is so dead...

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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