What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

the midget went to the midget store

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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