Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Women's rights

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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