Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What do black people eat? Food.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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