- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

no really what are ur names?

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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