- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

A black man has a job.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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