How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Obama

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

A black man has a job.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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