- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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