What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Wright flyer

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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