- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

more like nig!

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Cancer.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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