What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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