- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

THE GAME

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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