Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Black...

What do you call a bear. Rob.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Your Mother

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Hello penis

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

adam hodgson !

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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