Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Your mom.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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8=> >->-o

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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