Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Sex education in Texas.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

women's rights

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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