- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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