Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Sex education in Texas.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

women's rights

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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