- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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