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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

an athiest walks into a church

A woman comes at the doctor.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

White men's rights

One time I walked into a fat kid..

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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