Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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