- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Me Neither.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

whats polish and black a polish black person

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Whats white? A fridge

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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