What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

There once was this guy and he fell down

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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