- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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