- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

c-? men, C-men

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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