What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What's the difference between a duck?

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

OOOOPPS /

snowglobe

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

It's long!

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

KILL WHITEY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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