Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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THE GAME

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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