- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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