Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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