a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Me Neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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