- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

I am very humble.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

c-? men, C-men

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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