- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

I am very humble.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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