- Anti Joke

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol