- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

That is so fetch

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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