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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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