A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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