What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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