What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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