Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Diarrhea

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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