Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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