whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

haha Otarts was here

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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