A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Cows are land manatees.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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