- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

How high is a Chinaman

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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