- Anti Joke

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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haha Otarts was here

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

knock knock whose there? my penis.

A midget walked under a bar.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????