- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

black people are white when i use night gogles

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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