Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Women's rights

Women's Rights

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

A woman walks into a bar.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Michel Moor on a die...

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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