- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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