Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Microwave

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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