What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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david weres the slug gone

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Your social life.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Hi

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Basically

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Anti Joke

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