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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

cliché rebecca black joke.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Catholicism.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Who is it?

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

a pornstar comes early to a party

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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