Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

It says so on your cap.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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