- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

where do some birds live in? Earth

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Thats what she said

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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