Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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