- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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