Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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