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A baby seal walks into a club.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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