What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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