why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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top kek

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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