Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Tough crowd tonight...

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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