- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

An Asian man fails a math test

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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