How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Your mums a potato

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Obama

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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