Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

An man walks to a bra

(Insert joke here)

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Boner

I'm hungry.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Ross.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

my gramma died

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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