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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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