- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

cats are pussies

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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