- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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