Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Poop!!

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...